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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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1 ReplyI used to be a adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the balls.
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'RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS' Mister torgue
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1 Reply"I don't even have balls to explain... "
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"Im here to kick ass and chew balls and im all out of balls" Duke Nukem
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2 RepliesRing the balls of awakening
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1 Reply"The balls are like a magnificent father. If only I could be so grossly incandescent."
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Where's the rest of your balls? Wasted Sarg. And we will be too sir if we done get the hell outta here! You hit, marine. No, sir. Then listen up. When I joined the corps we didn't have any fancy smancy sex toys. We had balls. Two balls and a dick for a whole platoon, and we had to share the dick! Buck up boy, for you are a very lucky marine. What about that scrotum? Stick with the Master Cheif, he'll know what to do. Thanks for the sex toy, he never gets me anything. Oh I know what the ladies like. [spoiler]Ladies like Superior Balls[/spoiler]
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"I need a BALLS" -Master Chief
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Ive got balls of balls BECAUSE BALLS!!!
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Oh I know what the balls like. "Sergeant Johnson" halo 2
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"I speak for the balls" -the Speaker, destiny
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10/10 love this post
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Bump for later
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Edited by Demagogue: 8/26/2015 6:11:35 AM"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSS!" -Balls Core, Portal 2
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"I, I am a monument to all your balls" -gravemind
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That wizard cam from the balls!!!
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Quote from the speaker If only the balls could help.
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Arbiter: "The Brutes have our scent" Sergeant Johnson: "Then they must love the smell of balls"
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Balls falling from trees / Balls drifting onto the ground / Life leaving your balls.
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"When that day comes, no prince shall perish, but a Hells-bound hunter of BALLS!" - King Thordan FFXIV
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Elder balls online
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Aaaaannnnnnddddd baaaaaallllllsssss [spoiler]borderlands 2[/spoiler]
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Portal 2 GLADoS: Oh, it's [i]Balls[/i]
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Can't we just stay here with the murderous balls. Destiny
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Skolas, the ball of balls
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I feel I should thank you. Capturing Bruce Wayne is so much easier than capturing Batman, and now that we have you, Protocol 10 is ready to commence. It will be my legacy. A monument to your failure. And if you try to stop me, I guarantee everyone will know your balls.
