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Based on ^^^ thread, anyone who stands up and speaks for the group is the official spokesperson for the entire group they claim to belong to. As such, I have an announcement to make:
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The b.net off-topic forum, formerly known as the Flood, hereby allies itself with North Korea, and announces to the Glorious Leader that we have greased our bodies, and are ready for his debauchery.
No one may back out, and you have Seventh Seraph, and everyone who agreed with him in his thread that this rule exists.
Now, please remove any pants and underwear, bend over, and prepare yourself for Kim Jong Un.
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Edited by RomanGladiator7: 4/17/2013 6:53:56 PMTo all Forerunners: In this hour of victory, we taste only defeat. I ask why. We are Forerunners, guardians of all that exists. The roots of the galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil.Our strength is a luminous sun towards which all intelligence blossoms. And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered. I stand before you. Accused of the sin of ensuring Forerunner ascendancy. Of attempting to save us from this fate where we are forced to... recede...Humanity stands as the greatest threat in the galaxy.Refusing to eradicate them is a fool's gambit. we squander eons in the darkness, while they seize our triumphs for their own The Mantle of Responsibility, for all things, belongs to Forerunners alone!Think of my act as you will. But do not doubt the reality The reclamation... has already begun.And we are hopeless to stop it.