originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
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So, you're left with a body and you have exactly 1h before your seen and the cops come and blame you for the murder.
How do you dispose of the body? Hurry up guys, I could really use the help.
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First, I'd have sex with it. Then, I'd skin it and wear it like a cape. I'd drive to the police station and turn myself in. Plead not guilty due to mental defect or illness. Get released from funny farm after miraculous recovery. Better chance of that working than properly disposing of a body in an hour.