>Fapping at 9:00pm on friday >Panting harder than my dog >Dog becomes curious and runs to my lap >Dog is sniffing my pen0r >Dog's breathing leaves my pen0r moist >Horny >Curious >Scrap some yogurt from the fridge >Spread yogurt on pen0r >Hope doggy gives me a blow job >Friend knocks on door asking if he could borrow a gamecube controller >Abruptly pull underwear + Pants over my metapod >Open Door >Hot neighbor girl i have a crush on's garage is open >her parent's having some hang out or someshit in there >Dog smells food from there garaje >Dumb dog runs out the door >Into my crush's garaje >ohshitohsitohshit.jpg >Run to garage to take back my dog >Crush's dog is in the garage >Neighbor's Dog notices yogurt still on my pen0r >Neighbor's dog beings sniffing my pen0r >Dog starts licking my pen0r through my pajama pants >I get really aroused >Wet B0n3r is through the pant's fly >The underwear shows the stain >Everyone in garaje thinks Stain on underwear from yogurt = Jizz >Crush sees all this >She has several baby barfs >Crush's dad gives me a solemn look and yells at me to get out >Go to library today to attend yu-gi-oh club metting >Sees crush on the computers writing an SA >Walk up to her to say Hi >She looks at my T-shirt? >"Why are you wearing a My Little pony T-shirt?" she says >"Doesn't it make me look kawai??" >She then saves her paper in a usb, and moves to a different computer. >I begin crying >Everyone at librairy looks at me >"YOU COULD'VE BEN MY DARK MAGACIAN GURL " I said. >She walked to the main desk to rent headphones. >Ignores me the rest of teh time >Drive home crying listening to Hatsune Miku >Put on Woody Footie Pajamas >Yank furry tail lamp off >prepare my soul eater blankets >Say good night to my pillow (aka my waifu) >Go to sleep crying wondering what I can do to redeem myself >Wake up at 4am >Type this story >mfw