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4/13/2013 8:16:50 PM
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Make Up A Rumour About The Next Xbox!
The next Xbox will be controlled telepathically by a cow while you milk it.
The next Xbox will be called the xobX.
The next Xbox will actually be a ZX Spectrum in a new case.
The next Xbox contains at least 3 cures to deadly diseases but the Illuminati won't let people know.
The next Xbox will run on the tears of orphans.
The next Xbox is actually being made by a crew of Manatees from Venus.
And all of these hold as much weight as the rumours people are freaking out about, have go, it's great fun, maybe someone will believe you and it'll be put into an article and hence must be fact!
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the nextbox will charge £40 per game online per week
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It runs "whind" the next version of cloud. It blows your files "wherever" it may, and uploads the info to whoever the hell wants it.
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1 ReplyHalf-Life 3 will be exclusive to the next Box
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Halo 5 will cost £15 per level, both Campaign and MP.
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This one's pretty mad: The next xbox will charge £40 a year for a shit online service. Oh wait.
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1 ReplyThe Next Xbox will have a controller with a built in pussy to simulate real sex in sex type games.. :P
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If you want rumble, you have to buy a 40$ adapter to plug into every controller. If you want analog sticks, you have to buy those for 10$ each too. The console also costs 500$, and comes in parts for you to assemble, so that Microsoft saves money.
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the xbox 720 will actually be a regular gaming PC.
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Edited by DaVoOd: 4/13/2013 9:04:28 PMbe Tv like pc be gr8
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It's made of people.
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Xbox Live will be free.
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1 Replybuilt in cup holder for an added price of £30
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2 RepliesIt will run PS3 Games.
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It won't have region codes.
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Edited by A Metroid: 4/13/2013 8:26:38 PMThe next Xbox prints money and organic tissue.
