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4/13/2013 3:33:39 AM
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Things you wouldn't want to hear an airplane pilot say
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"Im gonna jet ram this fgt..."
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1 Reply"Sum ting Wong" "Wi to LO" "Ho lee fuk"
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Edited by Bilbo T Beggins: 4/19/2013 8:46:50 PMAll Hands! prepare for slipspace!
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Edited by SI19: 4/13/2013 2:39:04 PM*3 hours into the flight* "Hello, this is you pilot speaking, does anyone know what 'EMPT' means- oh wait, there's a letter scratched off" "Good morning everyone...or is it Good night? I never remember" "Right, I did it, *hic*, now give the 500 bucks you bet me" "The wheels on the bus go round and rou-. Hang on...this isn't a bus..." "You've got the map UPSIDE DOWN, give it here...hey, hey look at this, it says 'Urugay'.Lol" "What do you MEAN this isn't the business class seating?, I've been selling my stocks on here for the last hour with all these buttons..."
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3 RepliesCo pilot: "Barrel roll. Barrel roll. Do a a barrel barrel roll. Do a a barrel barrel roll. Do the barrel roll." *air plane tries to do one and the wings break off*
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Edited by john5550: 7/20/2013 7:31:01 PM"This is your captain speaking. We're currently cruising at 17 feet and my wife left me when I converted to Islam."
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Okay i hope you were listening cause its pop quiz time. Crashes plane right after.
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Woops
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That's a nice car.
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"Alright, jokes over guys where's my seeing eye dog, are we in the air yet?"
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"Does anybody know how to fly a plane?"
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I wonder what this thingy does
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Is that a mountain?
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Man I've had way to much to drink, here you drive the bicycle.
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"So how do you put this in drive?"
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"This is probably a bad time to mention this, but I flunked piloting school, so...does anybody know how to fly this thing? If so, come up here now, please."
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"This is your Captain speaking, due to unforeseen circumstances we are talking a detour to Paradise"
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3 Replies"We've got good news and bad news" Legitly heard this on a flight once.
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PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!!!!!!!!
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I was leaving LAX to go back to germany and the power kept going out on the plane, the pilot said we were being taxied out onto the runway where we would recieve a jump start to the plane and that we will probably make it to germany okay. Then 5 hours later we were forced to land in Chicago to transfer flight because pilot deemed it unsafe to cross to europe on that plane.
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Edited by Flatulence man : 9/7/2013 4:15:47 AM"Jesus take the wheel!"
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"Is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
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"We are about to crash."
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I hope they bought that message. I hope that's not smoke.
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Edited by Niedopałek: 9/7/2013 2:28:17 AMHope you're all in the mood for some great health insurance offers... [spoiler]+1 if you know where that's from[/spoiler]
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Allah Akbar.
