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4/11/2013 7:44:27 PM
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Talos Truly loves you!
"Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable!
To you we give Praise!
We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption!
While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos, Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love! Love!
Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith.
But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!"
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#Offtopic
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Edited by BondageKitty: 4/18/2013 2:08:25 AMI never noticed how long his speech was until I read instead of heard it. [url=http://youtu.be/DM8krWnU0uQ?t=2m50s]Also related.[/url]
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You know Heimskr, love never seemed Talos' thing. Seemed more like if you told him you loved him he'd go, "Be you a faupe knave?! BAH!" and slam his ale mug through the table.
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-blam!- Talos! Worship the Daedric Mistress of the midnight!
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2 RepliesThe only god of man is the god emperor you heretic. Your false god is nothing more than a spawn of chaos.
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3 RepliesOh god. I read that in HIS voice.
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Relevant.
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2 RepliesPraise R'hllor! For the night is dark and full of terrors!
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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Talos guide you brother!
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Thanks Talos
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I liked that guy so I gave him a Dragonbone Sword. Noone messed with him before, but it's sure as hell not happening now.
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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM8krWnU0uQ#t=02m50s[/url] The power of tacos?
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1 ReplyI love tacos too! Wait....
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Get that non god shit out of here milk drinker.
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Go home Heimskr. You're drunk.
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3 RepliesPraise the Sun!
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Hey Charlie! Whatch ya got there. *looks at computer* OOOOOOOOH! It's one a them new fangled typing machines! *unzips pants and grabs your shoulders* It's my turn to show ya somthin fangled! *-blam!-s charlie*
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1 Reply... The Thalmor would like a word with you.
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i kill that guy every time.
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I thought I chopped his head off!
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charlie -- you silly person :)
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Talos conquered the dragons, where are the dragons? Checkmate Elves.
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Too bad Talos is a false god. I think I'm going to report you to the elves you bastard.
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I hate Heimskr. He just goes on and on and on. That's the point though, I guess.
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1 ReplyEdited by Player3Th0mas: 4/11/2013 7:47:16 PMPraise Talos! But i thought you were atheist...
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Embrace the tacos!
