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Edited by Wolfy 9r9r:
4/14/2013 12:10:14 AM
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So, I laughed at a man with an eyeptach at work.
>I'm bagging groceries
>I start getting bored and look around
>As my eyes wander I see a guy with an eye-patch
>I didn't really think much of it, except
>We made eye(lol) contact
>I was a little embarrassed at first since it looked like I had been staring
>I play it cool, smile and nod
>He nods back, then he says
>"Hello" in the most ridiculously funny Swedish accent I have ever heard
>I lose my shit
And that children, is why I am a terrible human being.
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25 RepliesEdited by Emperor Bell: 4/8/2013 6:01:45 AM>I'm waiting in line at a grocery store >i start getting bored and look around with my good eye >As my eye wanders I see a bag boy gazing aimlessly >I thought, "why does he work here, I wonder?" >We made eye contact which involved no humourous ironies >I was a little embarrassed at first since it looked like I had been staring >He plays it cool, smiles and nods >I nod back, then say >"Hello" in my normal voice >Guy lowers his pants and starts excreting onto the floor >runs around smearing it everywhere screaming that he's losing his shit
