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Edited by Wolfy 9r9r:
4/14/2013 12:10:14 AM
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So, I laughed at a man with an eyeptach at work.
>I'm bagging groceries
>I start getting bored and look around
>As my eyes wander I see a guy with an eye-patch
>I didn't really think much of it, except
>We made eye(lol) contact
>I was a little embarrassed at first since it looked like I had been staring
>I play it cool, smile and nod
>He nods back, then he says
>"Hello" in the most ridiculously funny Swedish accent I have ever heard
>I lose my shit
And that children, is why I am a terrible human being.
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Hmm 5/14/13. A good 6 months of a bump.
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25 RepliesEdited by Emperor Bell: 4/8/2013 6:01:45 AM>I'm waiting in line at a grocery store >i start getting bored and look around with my good eye >As my eye wanders I see a bag boy gazing aimlessly >I thought, "why does he work here, I wonder?" >We made eye contact which involved no humourous ironies >I was a little embarrassed at first since it looked like I had been staring >He plays it cool, smiles and nods >I nod back, then say >"Hello" in my normal voice >Guy lowers his pants and starts excreting onto the floor >runs around smearing it everywhere screaming that he's losing his shit
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Swedish pirates are never a good sign.
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Never laugh at a Swedish pirate.
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how dare you laugh at a man of such class!
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>Laughing at eyepatches Its not even that you're a dick but a massive -blam!-. Eyepatches are the ultimate epitome of manliness.
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There is a special place in hell for scum like you OP.
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1 ReplyArgh!
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Edited by Jadeydrag0117: 4/12/2013 1:25:33 AMcompletely does not making you a terrible human being!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats what humans and all other living organisms do they react to their environment , don't let bullshit people tell you / make you believe whats right and wrong. People who are handicapped don't deserve some extra courtesy higher than everyone else they deserve to be treated like everyone else (which should be with a normal amount respect). IMO its okay to laugh at other people, (who ever and what ever you want to laugh at) and it shouldn't be such a big deal nobody is perfect if your fat your far if your skinny your skinny, media just makes you believe its not okay. f*ck everbody
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7 Repliesle meme arrows seriously stop it
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5 RepliesYou just laughed at a Pirate? Say good bye to everyone you ever loved.
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Edited by halo: 4/11/2013 11:28:13 AMI know that feel. I laugh at inappropriate times sometimes as well. Makes it real awkward if I'm having dinner with my girlfriend's parents.
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You are an evil that must be purged OP.
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1 ReplyYou should have said "How ARRRRRRGHHHH you today, sir?
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4 RepliesMan with an eyepatch?
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You should have asked him if love could bloom on the battlefield.
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Youre a dick. I have one eye and if you laughed at me Id have the right mind to stick a thumb down your eye socket.
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See you in hell. Oh wait, No i wont!
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Could've been a viking. Watch your back.
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Hopefully you got fired.
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1 ReplyThe Governor is coming for u
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I'm surprised he didn't say "Ahoy Matey!" I would have died laughing if that happened. XD
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I was working at my job and this transvestite came. After he/she paid for what they wanted they walked off without the receipt and I'm about to yell out "SIR YOU FORGOT YOUR RECEIPT" but then I realized "Shit what if I piss him/her off... Not one of my brightest moments.
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