I had some earlier but I absolutely LOVE lazy chocolate chip cookies, and there's a batch of them just sitting there in the kitchen. No one's going to eat them.
They'e just... Sitting there, mocking me. Daring me to eat them and enjoy the chocolaty goodness that awaits me. Along with a nice cup of milk to drain it down. ERMAHGERD. FLOOD! DECIDED FOR MEEEEEEEEEE.
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Why would someone consume such pastries?!