I'm not even kidding. They're really annoying and disturbing the piece that is me when I'm not interacting with one of their bad jokes. Think of the benefits:
[quote]1. The people who come up with bad April Fools Jokes probably aren't the brightest bulbs in the box, so we have about a month of a significantly less amount of stupid people.
2. Every time one of them is admitted, we release someone who was in prison for a purely marijuana related charge. This way the prisons don't get overloaded with all the bad-joke-makers, and we get some people who shouldn't be in jail out of jail.
3. They'll think twice about sucking at joke-telling next year.[/quote]
Now, for a moment so we can be fair, think of the negatives:
[quote]1. None.[/quote]
Thoughts?
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I disagree, simply because putting all the people in prison together will create a poor joke ghetto. They'll spend a month each year teaching each other how to be even less funny than before. I have a far more elegant solution for your consideration... Kill them.