* Super strong buff tense {insert word that makes man seem really strong here} Walks into bar*
*Smashes glasses and chairs like hulk*
*Everyone in bar is scared of the Hulk monster and doesn't try to annoy him*
*One person calls him out (you)*
OI YOU! TUBBY BASTARD!....
...Post what you will do next.
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Weenie Hut Jr's is that way------------->
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>Unzips jacket >ItsABomb.jpg!! >Allahu Akbar >Necrobump
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Take pants off - no one wants to punch a dude with his dick hanging out
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Pull a gun
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*apologizes* *offer to buy buff man drink* *squirt visine in drink before giving it to him* *go home with buff man's girl because he is too busy throwing up and shitting himself*
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Yell at OP because he made a role play thread.
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[quote]* Super strong buff tense {insert word that makes man seem really strong here} Walks into bar* *Smashes glasses and chairs like hulk* *Everyone in bar is scared of the Hulk monster and doesn't try to annoy him* *One person calls him out (you)* OI YOU! TUBBY BASTARD!.... ...Post what you will do next.[/quote] Eat three budder gun shots!!!!!
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I give in to my basic primal instincts.
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Shoot him in the head then yell Anyone else have a beef to pick pick Begin mopping it up repeatedly saying sorry to dead body canadian eh
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In my younger years, I'd fight him. Now that I'm older, wiser, and my scar collection complete, I'd buy the guy all his drinks and ask if he'd like to talk about his problem. Maybe he came home early from the gym and caught his girl and best friend bumping uglies.
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Fight or flight. I tend to fight
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Ask him to politely stop because violence never solves anything...and I'm canadian so it's against my nature to fight a human being.
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bend over and take it like a man
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Yell "here's a friend!" And throw the bastard tub of butter at the large gentleman.
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Put a rag in my beer bottle, light the rag on fire, shove it down his throat and wait for the fire works.