As we know, the economy and the unemployment problem could be better (not the best, not the worst). So I have the perfect solution.
Most of the US relies on foreign oil to supply our energy needs, and this will fix the problem as well.
Are you ready?
We make human-sized hamster-wheels to create electricity! Instead of putting people on welfare (costs the government money to give it out to people who can't find a job), we give them a job running the wheels! This would create energy for cities, give them a stable job, increase fitness levels of country (running helps the legs, ya know), and reduce government spending!
Would you run the wheels, given you were out of a job and needed income?
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Edited by M37h3w3: 6/7/2013 4:27:42 PM
Started a new topic: An actual great new plan to fix the country.(12 Replies))
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Inefficient. We would have to hire bum ticklers in order to get them to run faster.
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I'm not sure how the oil/fast food industry will react to this plan
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The President is proud of you.
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Haha why don't we just end hunger in ireland by eating children lol satire
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this guy, hes a genius