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3/23/2013 7:07:49 PM
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*BOLO* If you see this man in ANY library... on the planet....
Call the police immediately!
[url=http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-banned-libraries-earth-article-1.1289988]Wisconsin man banned from ‘all the libraries on the face of the earth’[/url]
Can they actually do that? Or is this guy headed to Canada for his free library fap-fix?
Poor guy. What if he ever wants to like.... read a real book or something?
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1 ReplyBOLO = Blacks Only Live Once? Racist... OT: He should of done it on an airplane instead.
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*facepalm* You can't be serious. He FAPPED IN THE LIBRARY?!? D: I'm glad this mofo got permabanned from all the libraries on the entire planet. Permaban him from Bungie.net too if he has an account. Sick bastard...
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"I swear officer I thought the sign said Racy Pubic Liberty"
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2 RepliesCan you imagine asking the judge about that condition? "Your honor? Did you just bar the accused from every library on the planet?" Yes counsel, I did. "But sir? The whole planet?" Is there a problem? "Well your honor, if my client wants to check out a book, he's going to have to become an astronaut, and that could take years!"
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What? Why would anyone masturbate in a public place?
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6 Replieslol But seriously, lol.
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No, they can't really ban him from doing things that are perfectly legal in other countries.
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I thought for sure this was going to be an onion article, this is to funny
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well then...
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Shit.
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......poor thing he must have been desperate.
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1 ReplyCan you just imagine him turning up somewhere in South America,arrested for sneaking into a library...
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Lmao thats hilarious I can just see it now "man banned from every bar everywhere for getting his 5th DUI". Honestly that would be a good punishment for those kind of crimes this one is a little ridiculous
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Edited by Hylebos: 3/23/2013 7:12:28 PM[quote]Wisconsin man Tyree S. Carter, 20, is accused of openly masturbating in the Racine Public Library last week. A condition of his bond that he stay out of every library everywhere.[/quote]Maybe he misread the sign and thought it was a Racy Public Library?
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2 RepliesHis father isn't impressed.
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Hahahahahahahahaha.
