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brooooooo
bruh
brah
How are you bros doing today? Or everyday?
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I have fallen in love with the floor.
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I win
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I swing open, and then shut. Open, and then shut. Open...and then *snap* I become unhinged, I pivot around my axis and slam into the wall. My leverage causes the second hinge to snap, then the floor rises up to meet me.
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I win
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*swing* *creak* *latch*
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I win
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I have become one with the door. My existence has taken on new meaning. I know my purpose in life: to safeguard the room I was once trapped in. I pivot around the axis of my existence, aiding the passage of faceless entities into this realm.
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I win
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The door just told me I am a loser.
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I win
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I am trapped here, in my cabin in the woods, doomed to remain stuck in this thread. I have become so isolated in my obsession, my mind is personifying inanimate objects. The fan next to my desk is talking to me and the keys giggle when I type. Will I ever be sane again? Will I ever be able to venture into the outside world again?
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I win
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I am having an existential crisis!
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ok thats enough piglets, let it die
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How did I find myself here? What is this place?
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I win
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What's this?
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I win
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Edited by lethalbarracuda: 3/3/2023 5:26:29 AMMan its been a while, guess this means I win
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i win happy porchday yall
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Edited by Plasma Eagle: 5/19/2021 12:01:49 AMi win edits dont count lmao
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Edited by InfernoValkyro: 5/16/2021 7:51:52 AMFine Baited lmao
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let it die
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No I win
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I win
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Kept you waiting huh? I win.