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brooooooo
bruh
brah
How are you bros doing today? Or everyday?
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I win.
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If you need to find a way baaaack Feel you're on the wrong traaaack Give it timeeeee Learn to flyyyyy Tomorrow is a new daaay You will find your own waaaay You'll be stronger with each day that you cryyy Then you'll learn to flyyyyy
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Faster.
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i am fast
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Not so fast, Plasma Eagle.
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Did I win?
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[i] [/i]
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I win
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Over 5000 replies?! Whoa!
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I like pandas.
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If we were to battle I've already won.
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Don't kid yourself
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No, it is I who wins.
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I win!
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Helloooo
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I win!
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You know a thread is good when Eminem lyrics are one of the first posts you see...
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Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a mother(bleep)in' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music You make elevator music
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But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I half-(bleep) it Got a fat knot from that rap profit Made a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinski feeling on his nutsack I'm an MC still as honest But as rude and as indecent as all hell Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with) This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match With this rappity-rap Packing a mack in the back of the Ac backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack and at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that I'll still be able to break a mother(bleep)ing' table Over the back of a couple of (fomans) and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop "F" bombs Feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period Here's a Maxi-Pad It's actually disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah
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I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot
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Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes, six minutes) Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got Like something's about to happen But I don't know what If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say I'm not taking any chances You were just what the doctor ordered
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Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot