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Are you tired of shooting at Wamp rats in your T-16 back home?
Are you tired of having no purpose in life and want to do something meaningful?
Are you tired of being pushed around?
[u]Well today you can put all that behind you and lead a life of adventure and excitement![/u]
As an Imperial Soldier, you gain access to a multitude of different skills and perks, including but not limited to:
-Pilot and driving skills
-Marksmanship skills
-Travel to new and exotic worlds, meet amazing new people
-Companionship and camaderie with your fellow soldiers
-The chance to work under a sympathetic and caring Sith Lord
So what are you waiting for? Join the Galactic Empire and begin your new life today!
-Please note that the Galactic Empire is not liable for any damages you may recieve while in our service.-
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Where do I sign up?