originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
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If you prefer your steak to be cooked rare, you may want to reconsider that choice after hearing about the latest advancement in food technology to come out of Japan: an edible steak made from human feces, reports Discovery News. (Update: Discovery News is now unsure if the story is real and wondering if they were duped. It reminds us of this "Yes Men" poop burger hoax.)
Take a moment to let that gag reflex subside. Now consider this: it's already been taste-tested, approved, and could eventually become a practical solution to sewage treatment. Someday "bowel burgers" may even provide an easy source of protein for the hungry.
The steaks were first envisioned by Japanese researcher Mitsuyuki Ikeda after he was approached by Tokyo Sewage to come up with a solution for the city's overabundance of sewage mud. Although "eating it" probably wouldn't have occurred to most people, Ikeda recognized that the mud was chock full with protein-rich bacteria.
After isolating those proteins in the lab, Ikeda's team then combined them with a reaction enhancer and put them in an exploder. What eventually came out was no filet mignon, but it was edible.
"Theoretically, there's nothing wrong with this," said Douglas Powell, a professor of food safety at Kansas State University. "It could be quite safe to eat, but I'm sure there's a yuck factor there."
To make swallowing the stool steaks a little bit easier, a nutty flavor was added using soy protein, and red food coloring was mixed in too, apparently to make the concoction look more like a juicy, bloody steak. A few brave researchers even took the plunge and taste-tested the product. (Apparently it tastes like regular beef.)
The official composition of the lab-grown steak is 63 percent proteins, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids, and 9 percent minerals. (Which sounds a lot better than 100 percent poop). According to Powell, the idea isn't really all that much different than eating plants that have been fertilized with manure or other excrement.
The idea could even help to solve the world food crisis. By comparison, researchers have also proposed harvesting insect protein (i.e., "bug burgers") as one possible way to help combat famine worldwide. Are "bowel burgers" really so much worse? They also take the ethic of recycling to its logical extreme.
Powell did offer one caveat to the future poo'd food revolution, though: because the steaks are made from human feces, there's always a chance for contamination. If you're brave enough to eat this, at least make certain that it's properly cooked (as if you were going to eat one raw!).
When asked if he would ever consider eating one of the poop steaks if it wasn't cooked, Powell responded matter-of-factly.
"I wouldn't touch it," he said.[/quote]
LOL
I know it may be old, but still.
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This is an epic thread, with epic puns. Definitely some of the best shit i've seen in a long time. Some of the jokes are so crappy they're hilarious.
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It sound so fake. It sound like some kind of journalist PR. I wanna hear a guy in a white laboratory coat tell us this shit. Not some kind of -blam!- that might or might not know what he's saying. He's probably blowing this out of proportion. That said, feaces is just undigested food that didn't make it through the intestinal wall and got compacted into shit in the colon but still.
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This is bullshit.
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And across the nation, people with weirder scat fetishes cried out in joy.
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Why does it not surprise me that Japan of all nations would be the one to do this?
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Edited by Frost: 3/17/2014 2:53:54 PMNOPE EDIT: fml... -blam!-ing forgot to check the date
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And I thought Blue Cheese smelt like bad food. That must stink up the kitchen while it's being cooked.
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Turns out that shit is fake. I hope.
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Now I can ACTUALLY say something tastes like shit!
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Definitely an epic thread right here.
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moar puns
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Japan have dung it again!
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Leave it to the Nips to think with their butts.
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Not surprised seeing as their asian.
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Taking "this tastes like shit" to a whole new level.
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Wasn't there also a chef in Japan who fried up some dicks and ate them?
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THATS it! I'm hunting deer from here on out.
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[quote]To make swallowing the stool steaks a little bit easier, a nutty flavor was added[/quote] This made me lol, thank god they didnt want a more corny flavor.
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Japan did this? This is something i'd expect from the Germans.
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NOPE NOPE NOPE
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That's erotic.
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Medium well and well done master race
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I think this is horrible already (except where they thought it could help the poor and hungry), but at least companies aren't buying it and passing it off as real beef steak...
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Edited by xH u 7V tt 3 R: 3/19/2013 12:43:53 PMI guess if I didn't know I was eating it I would eat it. If those pictures in the article are accurate, they look good. If I knew it was made from sewage, I would immediately turn it down. I think I'm gonna avoid steaks for now on though.
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It's bad enough that their are fetishes that people eat their own or somebody elses shit. But this. This takes it to a whole new level.
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they'd better not make me pay for it. why should i have to pay twice for the same shitty food?