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Edited by Hipi07:
3/19/2013 12:34:57 AM
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So You're Invited To A Spring Break Party...
You're invited to a party for Spring Break. You accept to go, having nothing better to do that day. Booze, music and girls are promised. 'Why not?', you think. You arrive slightly late and see that it's already in progress. Good music, nice girls and enough booze to go around. Could be better than first expected... Then you see [i]her[/i] standing in a corner. You approach her to talk and manage to start a conversation.
You find her incredibly attractive and find out she is quite smart. You guys obviously have something for each other and hit it off. After a couple of drinks, you man it up and ask her if she'd like to go upstairs. She blushes, and after some thought, says yes. As you lead her up stairs to the balcony to overlook the lake bathed in midnight light, you start getting really close. After thinking it through, you decide to go for it and kiss her. Things start getting crazy from there.
She drags you towards the bed nearby and throws you on it. Damn, this girl is rough. You start getting it on, and then one thing leads to another and you start running your hand up her skirt. She starts giggling. You keep on going and you feel something beneath her panties that shouldn't be there. Something very wrong. Your heart suddenly stops when you realize what it is and you jump back, freaked out.
'What's wrong, kiddo?' She says confused.
You look at her and...
What would [i]you[/i] do?
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I'd #BlameStosh.
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I'd sprint out of the building as fast as I can, get into my car and speed home
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I'd ride it like a bitch.
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OK so a fit guy gets me upstairs and it turns out he hasn't got a dick. does this mean he has a vagina or just that he's got no dick? either way i'd probably continue and just not expect him to want a go.
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What do I do? I crai Crai 4ever
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1 ReplyKeep going.
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1 ReplyI would rather have my life taken care of before I start that kind of shit. Drinking and girls could really hold a man back.
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Edited by Capitons Wang: 3/21/2013 4:05:51 PMI never got invited, since i threw all the parties. and how do you get that far without noticing the adams apple, -blam!-ing amateurs.
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I'd do the magical trick... Girl! Look what I found between your legs!
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1 ReplyEdited by Spooter: 3/19/2013 2:46:09 AMI tell her she no longer needs sexual toys because from now on I'm always going to be there to help out.
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1 ReplyA human female...wishes to be with me?
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4 RepliesEdited by King Dutchy: 3/19/2013 2:24:56 AM[quote]You're invited to a party for Spring Break.[/quote]Unlikely [quote]You accept to go[/quote]VERY unlikely [quote]You approach her to talk and manage to start a conversation.[/quote]Impossible
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Edited by Neanderthal 487: 3/19/2013 2:22:22 AM[i]You smuggling a banana?[/i]
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6 RepliesPS: why is she call me kiddo?
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Edited by Meursault: 3/19/2013 2:10:05 AMwhere is the fresh prince ending? Edit: I guess i'd move in with my auntie and uncle in bel-aire
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Continue? I mean, if you're already in that far, why not?
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The only logical thing to do would be run and jump off the balcony
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1 ReplyEdited by A 3 Legged Goat: 3/19/2013 12:39:02 AMDO A BARREL ROLL!!!
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False. I wouldn't be invited to a spring break party.
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Well, it's a crappy time for a Q&A session, but before things proceed or cease, questions and answers (to me) is the only logical next step. Questions like... Was that silicone or flesh that I just felt? Herm or trans? Did you think that I knew? Did you give me a hint and I missed it? Can you understand why I'm a bit confused and have these questions? Do you have questions for me?
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Edited by BC: 3/19/2013 12:41:53 AMUhh, take my hand out and proceed to exit the room. Go into the nearest bathroom, clean my hands, and continue on with the party. Like anyone else would
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...Wait, is she a she in every other way? Then I'm okay with this.
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1 Replyit depresses me that the first thing I thought when I saw this thread was "who would invite me to a party?"
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run to the bathroom and throw up
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I would ask her why she keeps her cell phone in her panties.
