I hate how degenerate and panzy whipped this world has become. I want Odin's blessings and enter Valhalla so I can fight valiantly. The scriptures say I need to be a skilled warrior, the best of the best, I must prove myself to Odin. I even sleep with my spear in my hands. I want to cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter into Asgard. I am a true believer in Odin and his values, I'm basically a huge asshole to everyone else.
What more do I need to do to leave with Odin's blessing? Please give me real advice guys, I'm super serious about entering Valhalla.
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I really hope you are trying to e a sarcastic ass about this, because I am a norse pagan, as was my father and grandpa and his father before him. It's been in my family for generations. We live by the same values and beliefs that our ancestors held dear. It's a practiced way of life still by millions. Being an asshole to everyone shows ignorance, Odin gave us wisdom to not be seen as fools. We must endeavor to be better men, using the gifts we were given. If you die honorably in combat, or in some glorious way, if Odin deems you worthy the Valkyries will carry you to Valhalla. Otherwise you would ascend to Asgard, or the hall of your patron god. My family has always been followers of Ullr and Tyr, so I hope to go to one of their halls when I die.