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3/13/2013 3:34:26 PM
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Guys, how do I get accepted into Valhalla?

I hate how degenerate and panzy whipped this world has become. I want Odin's blessings and enter Valhalla so I can fight valiantly. The scriptures say I need to be a skilled warrior, the best of the best, I must prove myself to Odin. I even sleep with my spear in my hands. I want to cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter into Asgard. I am a true believer in Odin and his values, I'm basically a huge asshole to everyone else. What more do I need to do to leave with Odin's blessing? Please give me real advice guys, I'm super serious about entering Valhalla.

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  • Well according to Norse mythology, you would have to die a glorious death on the battle field. Once dead, you would then have have to be part of the 50% that goes to Valhalla (the other 50% of slain warriors goes to Folkvangr). If you want to the other Valhalla then put in your disk of Halo 3.

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