[quote]So three cowboys walk into a bar and each orders a bottle of beer. The first cowboy pours the beer all over himself, yells "Yahoo!", throws the bottle up in the air and shoots it. The second cowboy does the same thing -- pours the beer on himself, yells "Yahoo!" then throws the bottle up in the air and shoots it. The third cowboy pours his beer all over himself and yells "Yahoo!", but before he can throw his bottle up in the air, the bartender stops him and says, "Wait a minute! Before you do that, what is this all about? Why are you all pouring beer on yourselves and then shooting the bottles?" The cowboy cocks his head and says, "You really want to know?" The bartender nods eagerly. The cowboy motions the bartender closer, so the bartender puts his ear close to the cowboy's head to listen, and the cowboy says, "Take it all, bitch!"[/quote]