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Edited by OPs mom:
3/11/2013 9:07:38 PM
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There is a spider on my ceiling...
What do?
So it's over, the spider is gone. The little -blam!-er though fell from the ceiling and landed right where I was -blam!-ing sitting. I screamed like a little girl and ran straight to my phone to tell the flood about it, I then ran down stairs got the vacuum as a self defense weapon. When I went back into my room to vacuum it I almost walked right into the little -blam!-er who was hanging by a spider web. Once that happened I screamed like a little girl again and vacuumed that -blam!-er up. I swear to god this was no ordinary spider. He was out to kill me, I'm hoping that he is dead now and not calling for reinforcements from his spider buddies. -blam!- spiders.
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Nuke from orbit. It's the only way.
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I don't blame you, I would have freaked out as well. -blam!- spiders.
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2 RepliesSo do something about it instead of posting on the flood, retard.
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1 ReplyAll you can do. Put on some Barry White, light a few candles, and make sweet love to it..
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1 ReplyBeat it to death with your dick and eat it in the name of satan.
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Facebook be that way bro. ------>
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okay, I got it. It's done. The bastard was hanging from his spider web and I almost walked into him. This mother -blam!-er was an assassin, I swear to god some one hired this spider to kill me. Well I killed him. Or I assume he's dead since I vacuumed him up. Hopefully this little mother -blam!-er won't be laying eggs in my vacuum and then come back to kill me again with a full force of spiders.
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1 ReplyHE -blam!-ING JUMPED. IT LANDED RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING, IM -blam!-KNG SCARED, IM ON MY PHONE RIGHT NOW. HELP!
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1 ReplyBurn your house down, its the only way to be sure.
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3 RepliesNothing. The spider has done nothing to harm you. It is doing more of a service alive by naturally killing pests than it will do you dead.
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Birdshot
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I have never seen such creatures, allow me to enter your home and study it.
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NO idea, man. Just let it sit there while you make a thread about it.
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Use a Nerf gun.
