Here's the scenario: You are in an oblong gladiatorial arena. There is a door on one side. It will release a never ending stream of dicks. These dicks are murderous. They will stop at nothing to penetrate you. You must be willing to do the same. You may have any weapon that currently exists. The only limitation is that it must be used with one hand. The whole weapon must be used, so no target indicators. There are never ending dicks, and the fight goes on until you fall. How many dicks will you claim in the butt??