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3/9/2013 9:00:38 PM
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How many ducks could you take?
Here's the scenario: You are in an oblong gladiatorial arena. There is a door on one side. It will release a never ending stream of ducks. These ducks are murderous. They will stop at nothing to destroy you. You must be willing to do the same.
You may have any weapon that currently exists. The only limitation is that it must be used with one hand. The whole weapon must be used, so no target indicators. There are never ending ducks, and the fight goes on until you fall.
How many ducks will you claim in Valhalla?
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Edited by OPs mom: 3/10/2013 1:51:22 AM
Started a new topic: How many dicks could you take?(17 Replies))
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1 ReplyI know this is purely hypothetical, but I feel like my desire to kill the ducks wouldn't exist if I knew I would eventually die, anyway. Especially if I knew that, in an hour or two (or three, or four), I would run out of energy, I'd probably just get a pistol and blow my brains out. Hey, don't judge meh, it'd be easy and fast.
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All I need is a fork. Duck tastes delicious.
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My weapon shall be... a duck!
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1 ReplyOh look, another completly pointless Charlie thread with absolutely no discussion value.
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Change the "u" in "ducks" to an "i."
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in said hypothetical... ammo and coffee and restroom limit is unlimited, correct? i assume this mean for magic appear of ammunition box and magic empty magazine automatic reload. this is mean for glory of motherland we will all dine on flesh of duck.
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My energy sword. They will not penetrate through my shielding though...
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My bare hand. Granted, I might not take down all that many ducks with it, but my name and reckless bravery will be remember in song for ages to come.
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Blow torch. I'll be eating crispy duck in hell
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it doesn't run out ammo i'm good wearing a fire men's suit too.
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Samurai sword.
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Crispy Duck? I'd take them all!
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1 ReplyAlka Seltzer tablets.
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Why can i only use 1 hand?
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7 RepliesAssuming the gun won't run out of ammo, I could take on thousands. Uzis never fail.
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Ducks like......?
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Metal baseball bat.
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No target indicators necessary.
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2 RepliesPortal Gun, Blue Portal Moon, Grab onto a pillar, Orange Portal Ground.
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Katana. Just because it could slice the ducks no problem and they looks awesome.
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6 RepliesEdited by Hawk: 3/9/2013 9:23:34 PMAny weapon huh? I choose this Bring it on, duckies.
