We are the NMPA. We are an organization dedicated to the betterment of this world, and we will not stop until we succeed. There is a great number of threats that we, not only as an organization, but as a [i]species[/i] face! Here before you is a list of our greatest threats, compiled into what we call, "The Big Ban List:" [spoiler][quote]1. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Groups/Post?id=59905935&groupId=29430]Water[/url] 2. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Groups/Post?id=59966871&groupId=29430]Legalization[/url] 3. The Letter L 4. The NMPA 5. The OP 6. GT Stryker 7. Atoms 8. Atomic Bonds 9. Chemical Bonds 10. Molecules 11. Elements 12. Air 13. Oxygen 14. Cells 15. Humans 16. Poems that do not rhyme 17. Life 18. Fruit Baskets 19. Hair 20. Problems 21. Bad People 22. Under-Funded Space Programs 23. Other Under-Funded Science Research Programs 24. Aquaholics and their king, "Aqua Man" 25. Words 26. Amino Acids 27. The Number 28 28. The Number 27 29. Nothingness 30. Water Guns 31. Water Balloons 32. Me 33. The User, [b]"Simseo"[/b] 34. Clowns 35. Watermelon 36. Compounds 37. Slang Terms Against Sangheili 38. Banning 40. Filibusters 41. Acronyms 42. Doors 43. Circles 44. darkcrusader117 for Banning Me for Banning Him for Banning Me for Banning Him for Banning Me for Banning OptimusPrime 15 for Banning Banning 45. Bungie.net 46. Not Drinking Bleach[/quote][/spoiler] In addition to the Big Ban List, we have compiled a list of Bans that are possible, but are being questioned. What follows before you is the "Questionable Ban List:" [spoiler][quote]1. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song 2. The Ban of the Ban of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song 3. Uncomfortable Shoes 4. All Chinese Communists[/quote][/spoiler] Thank you for your time and unflagging support of the NMPA. This list will continue to grow as new and more deadly threats have been discovered. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [b]UPDATE:[/b] This article will now serve as BOTH a list of threats, as well as an archive for the NMPA's already initiated campaigns. Thank you.