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[url=http://farm1.staticflickr.com/79/264158297_1f7776214a_z.jpg]Malaysian Tapir[/url]
[url=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vDJMIomrX44/ThguIfWmgsI/AAAAAAAACXE/OgDpI2kvNLk/s1600/Brazilian-tapir-6.jpg]South American Tapir[/url]
[url=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uInePuqKiV4/ThghF6GOptI/AAAAAAAACWk/f1FrmDjTROo/s1600/tapir-4-blog.jpg]Baird's Tapir[/url]
[url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VsktmIkBgvc/Thgnhopl6XI/AAAAAAAACW8/dZnLCBRgRgY/s1600/Mountain-Tapir-photos.jpg]Mountain Tapir[/url]
Of these Tapir's, which would you say is the most meritorious acquisition?
Tapir's have exceptionally long penises relative to their body size, which are prehensile. Will this trait, do you think, cause me any disquiet?
I want to be fully versed in all lore pertaining to the Tapir before I attain the stewardship of such a beast because animal smuggling is not an inexpensive undertaking.
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You should get either the Malaysian or the Mountain.
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Edited by Cultmeister: 3/1/2013 6:14:01 AMMalaysian looks the coolest but i gotta ask OP, why do you want one?
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You should get an Austrailian Flatback Tapir. Known in some parts as the "-blam!- cow", this tapir earns it's poor reputation through a rather unique mating ritual. In an effort to impress females, males will "-blam!-" other nearby animals, objects, and even people, similar to the rare "[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQQKsjBu6B8]-blam!- parrot[/url]" of Angola.
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Pangolin FTW
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South American
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Edited by Japeth001: 3/1/2013 3:35:01 AMhttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vDJMIomrX44/ThguIfWmgsI/AAAAAAAACXE/OgDpI2kvNLk/s1600/Brazilian-tapir-6.jpg That one.
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Get the Malaysian Tapir.
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look it's Drowzy!
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You should get a [url=http://wikimon.net/images/e/e4/Bakumon.jpg]Tapirmon[/url].
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South American or Malaysian.
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Malaysian Tapir or you're not a real man.
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You're buying a Tapir?...COOL! Where are ya gonna keep that pig-elephant?
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Rook Island tapir
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"Tapir's have exceptionally long penises relative to their body size, which are prehensile. Will this trait, do you think, cause me any disquiet?" GO FOR IT
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Op's been playing too much Far Cry 3
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what a weird animal