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2/26/2013 3:39:31 AM
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Why do we wash our hands after we piss?
I honestly find it poinless, unless you are either a girl or are using a particularly dirty bathroom, but other than this, what is the point? We wash our dicks don't we? We don't get piss all over our fingers (unless you're really, really bad.). So what exactly is the point of washing your hands after you piss?
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1 ReplyI piss no-handed, so I never wash anyway.
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1 ReplyHuman genitalia is disgusting to look at and handle no matter how clean it is.
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Because my boss doesn't want me to spread around dick sweat.
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I kill two birds with one stone. I wash my hands in my piss.
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relevant
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1 ReplyBecause some people have sweaty dicks.
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I never understood why people don't wash their hands first. Your hands come into contact with so many dirty surfaces, whereas your parts do not. And yet, when going to the bathroom no one has a problem touching their stuff with their dirty hands, who have touched god knows what. Gross.
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Because you touched the seat on the toilet to lift it (if it is in your house), or just because... would you eat a sandwich given to you by a guy who touched his dick a bunch without washing his hands?
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Dang, i forgot...
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Well, it's good to wash your hands throughout the day anyway. You piss several times a day also. It makes sense to do them together, even if your dick isn't dirty.
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Because we've been handling our junk.
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2 RepliesBecause a dick is nasty, washed or not, it's nasty
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......People actually touch their dick when they pee? wow.
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How do humans use the restroom?
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9 RepliesBecause do you really want to shake hands with a guy who was just shaking his dick?
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Remind me to avoid you after you use the washroom.
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I honestly don't have to, since I don't even touch it when I pee usually. I still do anyway, though. I mean, hey, couldn't hurt.
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What if we go free-hand?
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Because penis.
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I wash my hands with pee.
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Google it.
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We're supposed to?
