Hello, some of you may know of us. We are the [b]NMPA[/b], the [b]No Moar Problems Association.[/b] However, I'm not here today to tell you about us, but more about the code that we live by. The ideals that define us. The Big Ban Theory is essentially the belief that with a good ban or two, any of the world's problems can be solved. Any issue, conflict, or problem you have, is susceptible to the NMPA's Flaming Ban-Hammer of Justice! Now, let's take a few of our world's problems: Poverty? No problem, ban poverty. Greed? No problem, ban greed. A man is causing problems in your neighborhood? No problem, ban problems. This is applicable to nearly everything in the known universe. In fact, it has proven to be [extremely] effective in practice, as shown by our time traveling friends and colleagues in the photograph above. Thank you for taking the time to read a little bit on our beliefs, and our ideals. We'll reveal more to you as time progresses. [quote][b]NOTE:[/b] Please don't ask me about our time travelling friends. It's classified! Well, I don't really know much either. Ask [b]Murcielago[/b], he's the one with the connections![/quote] Our good sir,[b]Murcielago[/b], has elaborated more on the true meaning of the Big Ban Theory: [quote]My connections in the time traveling realm have told me a crucial piece of history and science. It is with great humility that I bring this piece of information to the wide populace. Our name The Big Ban Theory, as my colleague Sir GT Stryker, pointed out comes from our belief that the world's problem can be solved by a ban or two. Well, as my time traveling connections, have notified me, it is also the credos of the very universe itself. Now, you may be sitting there staring at your computer screen going "whaa...huh? These guys can't be serious?" Yes, yes we are. It is common knowledge, by now, that one of the theories of how the universe came to be was the Big Bang. However, this is not true. My time traveling connections have enlightened me, and told me that the universe was growing tired of the nothingness, and the universe then banned nothingness. Yes. There was no big explosion, like scientists erroneously believe. But rather a large ban on the nothingness that was. Scientists discovering this, could not fathom this and believed it to be a spelling error and well, hell a big ass explosion sounds a lot cooler than the universe banning nothing. It is a fortunate coincidence that our theory on banning problems is the same theory the universe itself practiced. The universe agrees with what we are doing. Otherwise, it would have banned us. It did it before and it can do it again. Now, I am aware this may be a lot of information to mull over, and so I will cease the profound revelations for now. Please, meditate on the information Sir Stryker has provided, as well as this scientific news I have provided. Good day for now gentlemen and ladies.[/quote]