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2/25/2013 9:07:18 PM
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What do you do when the toilet seat is really cold?
When it's really cold I usually lower myself really slowly onto it. I've tried doing it fast but the moment my cheek impacts the cold rim I flinch a bit and go back up,
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Just sit down and deal with it.
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Toilet seats are the one thing that are always warm.
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Shit and bear it. Pun intended.
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Man the -blam!- up and take my dump. [spoiler]While screaming internally.[/spoiler]
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I sit on it and take it like a man.
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I go outside, kill a squirrel, chop it in half and then smear it all over the seat. The blood warms up the seat nicely. Then I do my business and clean up to avoid the next user being greeted by a squirrely mess.
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5 RepliesLet my wife get out of bed first.
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I sit, as most people to do to empty their bowels.
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I just go to the bathroom, I don't care if it's cold.
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I sit and crap. Why be a little girl about it?
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Take it like a man!
