Along with killing and violence, the game is said to feature explicit sex scenes with aliens and AIs, as well as a host of pornographic overlay and design.
"It's really hot." Martin O'Donnell, a featured porn star in the game, commented. "I think it really brings to light the shadows of Halo and expresses the new, vibrant theme to Bungie.
When asked why the developers chose such an erotic theme for their game, the overall reply was unintelligible. Apparently the team must "use sex exercises to get themselves in the game making mood required for their work", and thus this answer was overwhelmed by moaning and clapping noises.
All CNN news respondents have flocked the scene and do not expect to return to questioning.
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Halo 3 was going to be rated AO...until they removed me from it.