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Edited by Dustin:
2/23/2013 4:21:52 AM
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Destiny expected to be rated A/O
Along with killing and violence, the game is said to feature explicit sex scenes with aliens and AIs, as well as a host of pornographic overlay and design.
"It's really hot." Martin O'Donnell, a featured porn star in the game, commented. "I think it really brings to light the shadows of Halo and expresses the new, vibrant theme to Bungie.
When asked why the developers chose such an erotic theme for their game, the overall reply was unintelligible. Apparently the team must "use sex exercises to get themselves in the game making mood required for their work", and thus this answer was overwhelmed by moaning and clapping noises.
All CNN news respondents have flocked the scene and do not expect to return to questioning.
Also in news: Obama declares Christianity a terrorist organization and begins to crack down on political dissidents against communism.
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[quote]Also in news: Obama declares Christianity a terrorist organization and begins to crack down on political dissidents against communism.[/quote] I knew I voted for the right guy! 3rd term! 3rd term!
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"Featuring an always connected world"
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Currently awaiting Bungie's response.
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[quote] explicit sex scenes with AIs,[/quote]People will finally get to have sex with Cortana? Pre-ordered.
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There's a reason why I already pre ordered Destiny.
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3 RepliesWill buy special edition that comes with a themed and signed flesh light.
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1 ReplyWhere does it say this in the link?
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[quote] Martin O'Donnell, a featured porn star in the game,[/quote] I'm going to be expecting a lot of "hair" tingling porn music. Don't let me down Marty.
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Seems completely legit.
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2 Replies[quote]They're kidding, right? right...?[/quote]
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Doesnt matter. 12 year olds will still get and play the game.
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1 ReplyBungie listen to this man. Not because I want porn but because I don't wanna put up with 12 year olds. (I still want porn though)
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1 ReplyClearly this is why the word "porn" is no longer censored, they knew it would be a topic for conversation here with their new game.
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11 RepliesEdited by Recon Number 54: 2/23/2013 4:11:24 AMThere was absolutely nothing wrong with DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball. It had a remarkable physics engine.
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1 Replymfw this thread
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They're kidding, right? right...?
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4 RepliesHalo 3 was going to be rated AO...until they removed me from it.
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The Traveler...
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*sigh*
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Edited by Edmi Wohusee: 2/23/2013 8:44:13 PM
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1 ReplyHoly shit, this made my day.
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2 RepliesWhat? Isn't AO illegal in UK?
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NEW SPACE DATING SIM WITH GUNS WOO!
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[quote]"It's really hot." Martin O'Donnell, a featured porn star in the game, commented. [/quote]........ PRE-ORDERED!!!
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Haha, best post ever. xD
