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2/20/2013 5:17:52 AM
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OH SHIT OH SHIT! I dug myself deep this time....
Oh boy, where do I begin? So me and this girl hung all during summer, I really liked her but she didn't feel the same. Fast forward a few months and we're pretty close friends but she's still not 'ready'. Then along comes this other girl. She falls for me head over heels. We hit it off quite nicely ;) Then I decide to ask her to be my GF. She accepted(I wasn't worried she'd say no) Then the girl I really liked found out about my girlfriend and she hits me with this bomb!!(not literal of course) She said that she thinks about me 24/7 loses sleep. Basically a really really heart filled tell all text. So we kinda started hanging out more? We didn't do anything though. My girlfriend was aware of this but tonight she snapped. So now she(my gf) is going to confront her tomorrow and bring the pain if you know what I mean. She's really short tempered and does a lot of muai tai(however you spell that) and kickboxing. So I have no idea how it's all going to go down tomorrow. Halp??
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2 RepliesPick the one with the nicer ass, tits, face, personality, etc.
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2 RepliesYou can't have both, man. It's one or the other.
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3 RepliesThreesome?
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Dammit dammit son.
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Oh boy, you really got yourself into a heaping pile, didn't you?
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1 ReplyKick em in the balls.
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popcorn.. and ice..
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You done goofed son.
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Get some popcorn and a fold-able chair.
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Get them to both have sex with you.
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Edited by Big Boss : 2/20/2013 9:48:02 AMOh shit son. Oh shit. Who do you like more?
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Srick it in their poopers
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Smack them both with your manhood until they stop being jerkfaces.
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2 RepliesCall them both stupid whores and make both mad at you rather than being mad at each other. Then you use your superior genes to smack them silly.
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4 RepliesFilm it and youtube it, and link it here. It's the only solution.
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1 Reply1) FAP 2) FAP your GF 3) Get your GF some vaseline and hold hear earrings 4) Sell tickets and take bets 5) Profit 6) Stop hanging around dumb chicks who didn't want you until you found a chick that does want you.
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1 Replytfw no gf.
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unfortunately, your going to have to pick favorites here. You will have probably have to choose one over the other which will probably result in the one you do not choose hating you and the one you do choose for pretty much forever. I'd probably go with the one I think I could get along with the longest. Your current gf should have confronted you about it before snapping, and to me personally, a short temper doesn't ever end well. It could be different for you, though. Hope this helped. And good luck. You're gonna need it.
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1 ReplyStep in and tell them to stop. The old girl has no justification to be jealous/mad, since she blew her chance. Your new girlfriend shouldn't need to worry about old girl's self-inflicted jealousy.
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1 ReplyYou have us a different story back a SU, Death
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5 RepliesJust don't -blam!- it up.
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4 RepliesCan't you just say "Hey, she's just my friend. Aren't I allowed to have friends?"
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Jump infront of the punch.
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Stick it in her wort-hole.
