Both my sister and father are watching Netflix and I can't log on to watch my own shit because it's being used on too many different places.
They always fall asleep with it on so I need to physically go and turn their shit off.
Any tips for being stealthy like that? They wake up at even the slightest noise..
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Edited by SonOfTheShire: 2/18/2013 12:52:32 AMWear noise-cancelling headphones turned inside out.
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Edited by Arbiter 739: 2/18/2013 12:59:04 AMDoors are tricky. Either going really slow or going FAST-then a quick carefull break (decelerate by applying force the opposite direction rather than having it bump into anything) will stop it from creaking. Pay attention to their breathing and move when they inhale/exhale audibly. Creaky floors are going to require a bunch of memorization though. Also: Springy tip-toe feet are best feet. Unless tile, then socks.
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Kill them. Choose your order wisely. You'll be able to only torture one of them, unless you're [i]really[/i] skilled.
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Are they using a PC or console? If PC, install something like TightVNC or TeamViewer and remotely end their session. If a console, put the console on a clapper.
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Take your clothes off and moonwalk over to whatever it is you need to turn off.
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Hover into the room
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Walk on your hands, they're naturally quieter and more sensitive to pressure.
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Just simply walk in without bumping into anything or your bones creaking and turn it off.
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Slap them in the face and tell them to turn your shiz off when dey be done.
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Go find the breaker for their room and shut if off.
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Be very very quiet....... Im getting advice diguised as help to watch Netflix but really im going to steal my sister's and father's money.
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Use an air horn.
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Follow this guide until your sneaking is up to 100.