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2/16/2013 11:57:24 PM
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So...I just found a condom in my mum's room
Backstory: I'm in bed and my cat is giving me shit by continously getting on my pillow. I thought -blam!- it, and went to my mother's room to borrow one of her many pillows, and sleep on the other side of the bet, let the pussy win.
When I pick up a pillow, I see a durex condom packet (unused as of yet) staring right at me. I laughed and took the pillow.
So, what do?
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[quote]So, what do?[/quote] High-Five your mom and tell her to call me.
