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2/16/2013 11:57:24 PM
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So...I just found a condom in my mum's room
Backstory: I'm in bed and my cat is giving me shit by continously getting on my pillow. I thought -blam!- it, and went to my mother's room to borrow one of her many pillows, and sleep on the other side of the bet, let the pussy win.
When I pick up a pillow, I see a durex condom packet (unused as of yet) staring right at me. I laughed and took the pillow.
So, what do?
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It's a sign for you.
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Ask her how do you use them
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5 RepliesEdited by Lord Commissar: 2/17/2013 12:06:50 AMYour mom obviously learned from her mistake and is taking precautions now.
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Blow it up into a balloon.
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Wondered where that damn thing went.
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1 ReplyThis is undeniable proof of the condom fairy.
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2 RepliesObviously.
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poke pins in the packs. That will teach her for being sexually active.
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I don't see the problem. Why do people get scared to think of their parents having sex when they themselves are the result of that? It's even more funny because one day they will be the parents who have kids getting creeped out over it.
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Obviously Bobcast was there.
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4 RepliesPoke some holes in it.
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Put it on.
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Wear it.
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1 ReplyBe happy that there won't be anymore accidents such as yourself again xDDD
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It wasn't me... My DNA would not mix with hers to create a child. She must be cheating on me.
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[quote]So, what do?[/quote] High-Five your mom and tell her to call me.
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[url=http://www.pics22.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/condom-head.jpg]Only one thing you can do[/url]
