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2/8/2013 3:41:29 AM
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By The Gods, What Kind of Creature Is this? (Pictures included)
T'was a cool, windy night and I decided to leave my door open so I could have the frigid air from the lake to enter my house. Whilst making my bed, I heard paws scrape across my hardwood floor, the sound drawing near as I reached for my sword. Immediately, this odd figure hopped onto my bed, staring at me while I returned the gaze. After shakily reaching down to it, I poked its mid-back with a claw, shuddering in fear as it grumbled. By now I was nearly soiling my only clean jumpsuit after I recoiled from this odd creature, watching it land on the floor. I began to ponder in thought as my eyes locked onto the creature, now feeling mucus building up in my nostrils.
What is happening to me my brothers; am I going to die?!
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Dafuq is with the armoury?
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I don't know, maybe you should see a professional. [spoiler]I have no recommendations[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesKill it Vien, its a government superweapon designed to eradicate all life on earth!
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Yes, death is on your bed.
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When a demon comes to earth it turns into that thing.
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1 ReplyThat's a really cool sword collection. Is there something wrong with your energy sword, or do you just fancy human weaponry?
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It wants to kill you, they want to kill us all!
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1 Reply
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6 RepliesWhy do you have so many swords? Jesus Christ. Are you a murderer or something?
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Photoshopped. No way your typing this without that thing jumping on your keyboard.
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2 RepliesA better pet than a dog.
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1 ReplyEdited by MyNameIsCharlie: 2/9/2013 1:32:34 AMThat is a fine specimen of Earth's finest warrior race. They are natural warriors. Fearless to a point, they are fast, agile and heavily armed. They hone their skills by taking lives, often having thousands of kills. Some are out of hunger, others out of boredom or pride. They are not to be trifled with.
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3 RepliesI had the same kind of animal hop on my porch.
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HOLY SHIT THERE IS AN ALL BLACK ONE SITTING NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW STARING INTO MY EYES, WE HAVE AN INVASION AHUDHUgjhweaojbpnok...........
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4 RepliesYes Elite, you are going to die. We humans are armed to handle such creatures. Prepare for your great journey.
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Edited by Caldo: 2/9/2013 12:27:36 AMThe only way you could possibly vanquish such a powerful creature is through betrayal. Let the beast live with you, for a few years [i]at least.[/i] This will build up trust. Then, while it sleeps, take your blade and cut its throat. Should your assassination attempt fail and it lives on, you will have to battle it the old fashion way, a battle will you will most likely not survive. Take caution.
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By the goddess.
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3 RepliesIf it's locked its gaze on you, then it's already too late.
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Well I can see somebody's been shopping at BudK.
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I think it's a kind of potato.
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4 RepliesWhat you have there is one of the best (and the most popular pet) to own. I haven't read through this thread, but the people who will say "kill it, get rid of it, it's terrible get a dog instead" should not be trusted. Those people are akin to brutes, they're vile and stupid and need something to constantly bombard them with reassurances that they aren't a waste of space. Treat cats well and they'll give you love, affection, and keep your residence free of vermin.
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Treat it well, and it will love you, play with you, and kill any small animal dumb enough to enter your place of residence.
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11 Replies[url=http://postimage.org/image/uvs3dfnmv/]Am I safe?[/url] [url=http://postimage.org/image/5tnxhfhuh/]I have two[/url]
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Your worst nightmare.
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[quote][b]Posted By: Jet Wave[/b] I'm sorry Vien... Prepare your anus[/quote]
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I think it's a dog.
