THE WORLD IS IN DANGER. THE ILLUMINATI HAS TAKEN OVER AND NOW WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY THE LIZARD PEOPLE. THE END IS NEAR!!!
There is no hope. The only way to survive is to either choosing a side or hiding in your basement.
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Yep. All 8 celebrities are going to -blam!-ing -blam!- us the -blam!- up.