THE WORLD IS IN DANGER. THE ILLUMINATI HAS TAKEN OVER AND NOW WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY THE LIZARD PEOPLE. THE END IS NEAR!!!
There is no hope. The only way to survive is to either choosing a side or hiding in your basement.
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Your mum is controlling the world
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They're going to duke it out on the dark side of the moon and then whoever wins will come and finish us.
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Yep. All 8 celebrities are going to -blam!-ing -blam!- us the -blam!- up.
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Ebonheart Pact is not going to dominate the other two factions. The Argonians will be defeated.