[url=http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/floriduh-blog/sfl-swiping-tampons-20130205,0,3513724.story]Goddamnit Florida:[/url][quote]Alyson Strosser, 47, was busted at a CVS store in Port St. Lucie after the manager allegedly saw her swiping Sutter Home wine, Tampax tampons, laundry detergent, cosmetic items, Crystal Light drink mix and nail polish in a book bag, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
She then reportedly fled in a Ford Explorer when confronted.
When cops later tracked her down and visited her at her home they reportedly found her hiding in a cardboard box inside her garage, according to the report.
End of story. Period.[/quote]
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Why oh WHY do I have to live in Florida?
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Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!
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For goodness snake.
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Snake, is that you...?
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We are even resorting to stealing tampons now. Sad
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Edited by Expunge: 2/6/2013 9:00:06 PMShe must have heavy periods.
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...*sigh*