We here at the Onion have a debilitating interest, in you, our public, and so in order to contribute and comment upon your discussion we present this... [b]Onion Talk[/b] [i]Every day we interact with thousands of incredibly loud people, but Barry Buchwalter doesn't think we should limit ourselves to current volumes. With his innovative new device, anyone can be as loud as anyone, and then they can be even louder.[/i]