Who the flying -blam!- are these two and why do they feel the need to slap these two ugly faces on the front page every time I want to log in?
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I do believe they refer to themselves as "Stock Photo Couple #739274". Theirs is truly a sad story. Soon after this picture was taken, Stock Women #9372957032759073293 left her boyfriend for Stock Medical Student #38239583 because in her words, "He actually had a future". Stock Male #947493675934769733984345 soon found himself in a fit of great depression, and today he is known as Stock Alcoholic Male #8937592375. Facebook keeps this picture to remind us all that while things may be bleak, we musn't give up.