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1/31/2013 1:34:49 PM
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Whelp I was just molested...
So I just woke up to my big sisters friend touching my morning wood...
What the hell should I do? If I go after her and my sister finds out she'll be extremely pissed. On the other hand if I don't I miss out on redheaded scene chick awesomeness.
Wut do?
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Hit that shit!! If your sister ever catch you and redhead bumping uglys you look her in the eyes and finish like a man.
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8 RepliesSo...is she hot?
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4 RepliesEdited by Mad Max: 1/31/2013 5:30:43 PM[quote] if I don't I miss out on redheaded scene chick awesomeness. [/quote] You gave yourself away, dude. 0/10
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slap her with it
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Edited by SweetTRIX: 1/31/2013 5:31:54 PMYou really should have just pretended to be asleep as long as you could have to drag it out.
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I really don't know how to respond to this...
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You should've pretented to stay asleep seriously. Free handjob is better than no handjob.
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1 ReplyYou should have pretended to be asleep.
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Stick it in her pooper
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7 Repliesgo for it. scene chicks have all the hippest STI's
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4 RepliesElle veut le d.
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1 ReplyHow did you wake up to have a lady touching your johnson and not end up at least making out with her? Was your first instinct to rush to ask The Flood for advice?
