originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
So i was bored and looking for new edits on the ED bungie page, and realized it may be time to update with some new users.
[url=https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Bungie.net]Link added for any retards that cant find it[/url]
Anyone interested, put a member and a description, it cant be yourself.
For reference here is what is currently under the Prominent Member section.
[quote]-[u[Naked Noob[/u] - Makes political threads to debate different topics, then flames anyone who doesn't agree with him.
-[u]XII CIUTCH IIX[/u] - -blam!- sissy boy who doesn't like meat.
-[u]WyldFyre[/u]- Bungie's own rampant furfag who defends furries in the name of justice. You can count on him to post in any thread that has "furries" in the title. Wyldfyre is a source of many lulz as he will often contradict himself. For example: Wyldfyre says that the furry fandom is not a fetish. But when somebody shows a screenshot of the fag showing off his furporn in a bungie tinychat, he will either deny that it represents all furries or simply deny it was him, as all lolcows do.
-[u]Harlow[/u] - Bungie.net is the only family Harlow has other than his parents. Even then everyone thinks he's a -blam!-. Harlow has no RL friends and he will be forever alone.
-[u]John Cena[/u] - A wannabe troll whose idea of "good trolling" is spamming obvious links to meatspin in as many threads as he can. A perfect example of trying too hard. real account is xXxdropshotterxXx
-[u]King Dutchy[/u] - A notorious druggie.
-[u]Shane Dawson[/u] - See John Cena for more of the same.
-[u]SanghieliWarrior[/u] - Like to pretend he is a gay elite. A submissive gay elite.
-[u]Daft Punk[/u] - WyldFyre's yiffy little bitch use to love Fluttershy to the point of declining real women, now has internet girlfriend.
-[u]BATTLER11[/u] - An Hero Coppercab.
-[u]ChurchRagnarok[/u]- Some -blam!- brony who claims to be an EMT but really uses that as a cover to lure kids into his pedo van and -blam!- them.
-[u]Spartanelet M37[/u] - A brony/furfag that writes My Little Pony porn fics and lives in a delusional world where he is a black pony, named Shadow Light, that has sex with with a main character from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, named Pinkie Pie, and has a child with her named, Cupcake.
-[u]R0flc0pt3r[/u] - Some -blam!- who posts "lel" 90% of the time.
-[u]SPARTAN 32192[/u]- Essentially Bungie's #1 tool. He wastes his time sucking shit.
-[u]TheZealEffect[/u] - A homophobic social conservative who no one likes. He's also a brony who can never get in any of his girl groups, and trys to get sympathy from it.
-[u]SPARTAN 32192[/u] - A -blam!-.
-[u]DJ Yella[/u] - Touched by a priest when he was young...which was about 5 minutes ago.
-[u]OneDeadCaveMan[/u] - A sad sack of shit who tries so hard to be funny, but is really a tool bag.
-[u]kikashi hatake[/u] - The prime definition of a sheltered child. Was either -blam!- by a pedophile as a boy or castrated in front of a large crowd as a teen... Probably both.
=======added 07/17/13=======
-[u]Pettiminou[/u]- spinning sexual fantasies
-[u]Charlie[/u]- why so cereal bro?
-[u]WinyPit[/u]- Ill take your religion, and raise you with science!
-[u]MadMaxEpic[/u]-Ill take your science, and raise you with religion!
-[u]lukeanat[/u]r-Cool story bro
-[u]O__________O[/u]-Why the long face bro, &well you see my cat just...
-[u]Vien[/u]- Local Sangheili anatomy teacher. Has some pretty interesting pictures if you ask to see them.
-[u]Simse11[/u]- DID BELOW RADER CHANGE OR WHAT
-[u]BigBlackBear[/u] - What are we discussing here?
-[u]Capiton Render[/u]- Often regarded as the biggest and most annoying -blam!- of the flood, constantly using stupid outdated memes in order to be lulzy, and always post links raep face, but in reality the whole flood is jealous of his magnificent beard, and interdimensional penis
-[u]Decimator Omega[/u]- Thinks he is an intelligent game designer in training, doesn't realize he oozes homosexual fantasies from his stupid responses, he is more akin to a potato sucking retarded howler monkey screaming fanboi gay fantasies from atop a tree, ITS ALL RENDES FAULT!
-[u]Felicia402[/u]- Attention Whore, but stilla hot redhead who wishes she was MJ
-[u]Hipi07[/u]- Too retarded for a description
-[u]Camnator[/u]-see Gaara444
-[u]Methew[/u]- Believes he holds some type of intelligence in that dumb dome of his, but its obvious his IQ is on par with his small penis
-[u]Cindy[/u]-Jealous german attention whore who is actually a transvestite
-[u]Kernel Kraut[/u]- will not shut the -blam!- up about guns, most likely pleasures his anus with the tip of his rifle
-[u]A Stolen Fruit[/u]- super fruity, but has a cheery demeanor
-[u]H3G[/u]- showed his BBC to preteens
-[u]Cultmeister[/u]- everyone believed he was really old, but he is just a creepy albino dude[/quote]
Also while we are at we should update the Moderators list, as i see that a bunch of new ninjas have been made with the new site i never noticed before.
Curtrent list of Ninjas on the ED page.
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-Qbix89 - Likes massive amounts of penis.
-Foman - Hated by everyone for being a successful black lawyer, a living parodox.
-Pezza - is such a failure he can't keep his account from being hacked.
-TGP - -blam!- who always signs his posts with -TGP-
-Captain K Mart - doesnt afraid of anything*
-The Slayer - A 17 year old
-Urk - A bungie employee that writes the weekly updates (mind you the updates have never actually contained "updates" for Bungies games). His latest updates include gay interviews about noble map pack and other dumbass bull shit. He blindly worships Bungie and his forum posts are hard hitting pieces of literature such as "I Voted." which was his response to a poll topic titled "Do you think Reach needs a patch?" He also spends his times posting irrelevant pictures in threads. Since only bungie employees can post pictures, this is considered to be the greatest thing ever, turning the thread into an instant hot topic. His real name is-redacted lulz-. If you have any complaints about how much halo sucks give him a call at-redacted lulz-. The landlinde has been discontinued newfag. Extra points if you link him to this page!!!one!
-True Underdog - A furry who became a moderator by blowing Tom Giocanda.
-Achronos - Real name: Tom Giocanda. He is ta bungie.net overlord and a fatass.
-Recon number 54 - A lovable old fatass.
-Dazarobbo- -blam!- as a child.
-Bobcast - Claims to be a doctor.
-Duardo - A mystical old slushie. A submissive Slushie.[/quote]
there is also a section for trolls, but lets leave that one alone.
suggested adds:
Pettiminou- spinning sexual fantasies
Charlie- why so cereal bro?
WinyPit- Ill take your religion, and raise you with science!
MadMaxEpic-Ill take your science, and raise you with religion!
lukeanatr-Cool story bro
[b]O__________O[/b]-Why the long face bro, "well you see my cat just..."
Vien- Local Sangheili anatomy teacher. Has some pretty interesting pictures if you ask to see them.
Simse11- DID BELOW RADER CHANGE OR WHAT
BigBlackBear - What are we discussing here?
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No, not this!
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lol ED They're worst then day/k/are kids
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I'll just revert any changes you cancer make. Le edit ED guiz, put in le memes!
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oooh! do me do me
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All of that sounds incredibly old. Like at least 3 or 4 years.
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It's a shame that steaming pile of shit relocated instead of dying like it should do.
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No comment.
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Edited by Expunge: 1/30/2013 7:28:10 PMI lol everytime I see Recons description and the read the link.
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Mfw I'm not on there.
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All the post about the furries are 100% accurate
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Needs petitminou, Charlie, WinyPit, and MadMaxEpic
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Wut is this....?
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Where the hell am I?
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[quote]PSU Athletics - Rustles jimmies every day, this user will posts things that just can't go unnoticed. He'll make you try to fix him. And then you'll lose. It's the classic "Don't argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".[/quote] LEL
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Other sites that reference the flood. http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/The_Flood_Forum http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bungie.net%20Flood http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/the-flood-forum
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Almost forgot we have our only little page on our sad corner of the internet.
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[quote]-Duardo - A mystical old slushie. A submissive Slushie.[/quote] wut
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I guess that I could be considered as the British news guy that knows -blam!- all and bashes America every chance I get. Seriously if I was on that list that would be my description. Simply because people exaggerate so its a perfect fit. (Since I actually don't bash the US all the time and don't hate the country)
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Those descriptions are pretty tame for ED.
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You're right we need new members on that list.
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That member list is way out of date.
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Edited by Spartan Ken 15: 1/30/2013 5:37:24 PMHa, I am not there Also encyclopedia Dramatica sounds exactly as it is, exaggerations of the truth. Basically, the biggest collections of inside jokes on the web.
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Edited by GrandmasterNinja: 1/30/2013 5:18:46 PMWhen was this originally made? And...wut about me?
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I didn't make the prominent posters list?
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There seem to be a lot of bronies on there. Most of the ones I recognized made me laugh.
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[quote]-kikashi hatake - The prime definition of a sheltered child. Was either -blam!- by a pedophile as a boy or castrated in front of a large crowd as a teen... Probably both.[/quote] Laawwwl!