Is it true that if you acquire a girlfriend she is bound by her genetic nature to make you breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
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Only on days ending in "Y" and never on days with vowels in them.
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Yes. And at night, she is attracted to your bed as if by some force similar to magnetism.
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Yes, if she isn't then she has been reprogrammed by the lies of feminism. Also, your name is sick and perverted.
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I think that your mom is doing that for me because she's grateful. You should ask her though. Just to be sure.
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Guys I'm really hungry and horny right now. I need a women to solve both my problems. Any takers?
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nah she's bound be cultural obligations
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The word 'myth' kind of answer your question.
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Only if you consider #boobs to be food
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... Someone needs to tell Mrs Charlie that.
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