Guys, I’m -blam!-ing sick of this. I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a -blam!-ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker -blam!-ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a -blam!-ing pineapple under the sea.
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Thanks for that repost OP.
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EL OH EL
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I didn't get it until I read the comments ~.~ I feel so stupid
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I almost just clicked off the thread. Then I saw that last part. 500 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
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Edited by BaconShelf: 10/31/2013 10:40:41 AMIf you removed the pineapple part, this would have been a lot harder to guess. Oh shit, I just necrobumped this.
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Oh man, this is so much win.
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Don't forget about your neighbors crappy music .
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Haha dammit you got me, I thought you were for real. Well played!
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Ah, good one. Very clever, sir.
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Edited by Fartmonkey: 7/17/2014 5:38:23 AMThat sucks dude, sorry about your life /:
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This. This is some thing else. I love it.
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I knew this was the spongebob joke right when you mentioned fast food cook.
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Lol thought you were serious at first
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Heuheuheuheu 1st time I've seen this/10
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Lol sponge bob.
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Edited by Dick VanDick: 10/31/2013 3:57:15 PMWell spongebob you might need to talk to therapist, when you have the time.
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>southern bell >Confirmed SSP
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I was like, okay, this sucks, getting ready to deicde on whether to console you or do the typical laugh at you style post, as it went on, I felt like I read it before, as you said the mentally challenged part I remembered, skipped to the end, moved on. This was quite a good post when I first read it.
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This caught me off guard lolololol
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seen this a dozen times
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Kill it with fire?
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saw this on 4chan nice job stealing it !!!! GOOD JOB
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LMFAO! 10/10 I was about to make fun of you until the end and now I'm ROFL!
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10/10 Haven't seen this before, got a good laugh at the end
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The last sentence made me laugh
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I've seen this before, but it still made me lol.