I was breaking into this guy's house, and I hit a hanging lamp while stealing stuff and the bulb fell out and started burning a hole in the carpet behind a chair. I got freaked out by the noise and didn't think it'd be wise to stick around, so I just ran away. I hope his house hasn't burned down by now.
TL;DR I burned a guy's house down.
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Some men, just want to watch the world burn...