You can't [i]just join[/i] a club without being initiated first. Every new member has to undertake a mandatory feat - usually of the awkward and uncomfortable nature - before they can be fully trusted with our secret handshakes and passcodes.
So what's going to be our initiation cermony guys? Shall we use them as test-dummies for the slingshot? Or perhaps the chair and wet noodle may no longer remain exclusive for Ninjas?
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We interrogate them about their political and religious beliefs. In all honesty though, we should have a 1v1 tournament in which 100 new members at a time play against each other in Halo 3, and the top 10 will be inducted into the Seventh Column, terminating the rest.