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1/23/2013 9:50:49 PM
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I have a fool-proof solution for the US deficit and underfunded Space program.
1. Invade Australia
2. Seize $20 trillion oil basin
3. Drill the -blam!- outta that bitch
4. Sell oil
5. Pay off deficit
6. Give remaining money to NASA
7. Free Australia
You're welcome, world.
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This plan sounds good until you realise that the koalas will probably start fighting back. You try and get some drilling done when there's a koala hugging your chest, so high off its only source of food that it thinks you are an honest to god tree. Think you can do it? You don't have what it takes.
