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Edited by A Fat Ass Turd:
1/11/2013 2:32:11 AM
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Where were you when the Flood died?
I was at home, dropping a huge load
Also watching pron on my iphone, when i get a call
"Hello?"
"Flood is kill."
...
"No."
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1 ReplyWith them good ol' boys drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day that I die.
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Banned :(
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1 ReplyNecrobump
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1 ReplyFlood is ded
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1 ReplyWhere were you when this post got necrobumped?
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I was preparing for the glorious invasion. The mission was simple. Get in, destroy the Reach forums and claim it for our glorious Flood. All I had to do was give the troops the order, and the Reach forums would finally be ours. So many years of fighting. So many years of Ninja Justice, we would have had an ending to things. All the banned accounts that we could have saved. All those accounts, that could have been here today. They didn't suspect a thing, we had the element of surprise. Then I got the call. It was command. I heard crying on the other line. Then he told me. "Bungie struck first, it's over. I'm sorry, The Flood is dead." For a few seconds I heard only silence, then gunshots. That was it. Everything we fought for, all of it died with The Flood. Our purpose, our identity, all gone. I cancelled the attack, we marched to the shattered ruins of what was once our great, glorious Flood. I think that day we all truly died inside. Every year, I remember the Flood's last words. "Has Below Rader been changed in BF3?" I walk to it's grave, and place an envelope filled with toast in front of the headstone, because The Flood was, and always has been, my love.
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"Flood is Cockroach"
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1 Reply[b]I WAS JACKING IT[/b]
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Edited by Google Chrome: 1/15/2013 4:12:32 AMBungie: I must git up, I has to fite teh flud No Bungie, you are The Flood. ADN TEHN BUNGEE WAS TEH FLUD
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I love this community lol
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Edited by MarcusWk: 6/1/2014 7:38:19 AMYelling drunk and incoherently at my neighbor's son. I was telling him "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." He shook his head and told me, "the floof is kill now." ... "No."
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I was outside,teachin my dog to dance,he finish learn salsa,when he gets a call on his fone,his face sad, i ask: "wat my good fiend,wat is it?" he sais to me,cereal look on his face "flood is kill" a single cry fell from my eyeball ... "No"
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In my school's media center working on my Senior Essay. Dismissal bell was about to ring and I loaded up Bnet to see if the "maintenance" was done. Was sad as balls man. Flud r dead now.
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1 ReplyI was in a dream. A hummingbird approached me, landed on my shoulder, and sang a beautiful song. I ask, "what was taht song my little feathered freind?" He tweeted in reply, "flood is kill." I awoke from my terrible nightmare, still fearful. To ease my troubled thoughts, I decided to check b.net, to assure myself that only something so horrible could be a dream. ... "No."
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That was terrible.
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I was in school... Then I came home, sat down and it was all gone. [i]all of it[/i]
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I was in the school library. I went to a nearby computer to see if B.Next was up, and so it was. I checked groups, saw everything was deleted, and I silently walked away from the computer after signing out, tears in my eyes.
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I was doing homework and on tumblr when I get call Slide to answer, iPhone say "c, bad new" what "flood r died" no i cry evry tiem
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I was pooping when my dog said "Flood is kill." ..... "...No."
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1 ReplyAt work, because I have a job and a life.
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about to post a reply in my own thread
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1 ReplyOn The Flood, I'd just posted a thread. :'(
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I was at lunch having a delicious halthy subway footlong for only $5 when my friend texts me and says "I ahve bad news" "what" "flood is kill" "no." I had to buy a cookie to make myself feel better
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LMAO!Oh god my sides!
